DJ Mrs White In The Library With The Lead Pipe ([info]djmrswhite) wrote,
@ 2006-12-18 08:39:00
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The Ill-Mannered Grossness of Pauly Shore, Plus My Xmas Vacation
So starting today I am taking an end-of-the-year break from posting here. I'm inundated with screenings and reviews to write for work and that'll all mostly come to a close this week, too, so I'm taking time off from all writing until the New Year.

But I will leave you with this heartwarming celebrity sighting story.

On Saturday a group of us went to Jinky's on Sunset for breakfast. When we got there we saw Pauly Shore and some friends eating at a table by the door. And Pauly Shore shoved his chair back and PUT HIS FEET UP ON THE TABLE. And then he just sat there and kept chatting with his friends, who didn't seem grossed out at all by dirty shoes near their food.

What a dick.

I pointed it out to Xtreem Aaron [info]aairplane.

"He can do what he wants. He's the Wiez," said XA.
"Can I do anything I want too? Like, can I go smack him for putting his feet on a table in a restaurant?" I asked.
"No," replied XA. "You're not the Wiez."


PS. Check out my latest batch of reviews and stuff at

www.movies.com

You just click on my face on the main page or go to reviews or whatever and you'll find me there. Easy. There's my absolute rock-bottom worst movies of the year list there, a list not to be confused with the worst-of list I'll be doing for MSNBC.com later. That's a whole other list.


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[info]resedabear_lj
2006-12-18 05:07 pm UTC (link)
To think that getting smacked down by that patron in Odessa didn't teach the Weaz a thing...

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[info]dystempted
2006-12-18 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Enjoy your working break! This time of year just sucks--'tis the season to be busy with stupid deadlines.

You write some of the best articles for MSNBC, they tend to be my favorites that you post.

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[info]amboy00
2006-12-18 05:31 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if this is even in your realm of power.

It would be neat if your review list page came with an RSS feed. So I would know when a new review was available.

How else am I going to discover new words like eleventy?

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[info]psycholibrarian
2006-12-18 06:04 pm UTC (link)
You needta email me back with your address and whatnot.

I promise I won't put my feet on your table.

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[info]stephanie206
2006-12-18 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Is it more, "Oh, he's the Wiez, and that's special, so he can dust his friends' meals with shoe dirt if he wants to," or is it that, "You know, he's the Wiez and, well, that's just kinda sad, so maybe we should let him put his feet up because, really, the man deserves this small pleasure"?

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[info]malcarne
2006-12-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Happy Diwali

um...

so...speaking of the putting up of feet and...movies...

why do some *still* not get that this is inappropriate behavior in a theater?

one: you shake my entire row when shuffle yr size 50 Keds around every 5 min.

two: I have really good peripheral vision and heartily dislike seeing a gigantor frickin' foot out of the corner of my eye while I'm concentrating on Hugh Jackman's tear-streaked face

three: if that foot were any nearer to my face I'd hack it off and hurl it at the screen

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[info]sunsmogseahorse
2006-12-18 09:52 pm UTC (link)
One hyphenated word: Bio-Dome.

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[info]bratman
2006-12-19 03:41 am UTC (link)
Pauly Shore has a big dick.

Just sayin'

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[info]ericatlarge
2006-12-19 04:33 am UTC (link)
i saw Looking For Comedy .... it looked quite funny from the trailer, but all the jokes were, yes, in the trailer. and it had no plot. And he wasn't really in the muslim world he was in India. Some of the other 9 I hadnt even heard of- at least that I recall, which you probably wish you could say. Was there a movie so bad you walked out on it?

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[info]wunderbass
2006-12-19 05:41 pm UTC (link)
You are officially important. You've been linked on defamer
http://defamer.com/

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[info]pajamas_johnson
2006-12-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
click on your face? why, that's not what i want to do at all on your face davey.

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Freak
[info]dominicvine
2006-12-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Hello Dave White

Nayland leant me your book a few months ago
and i read it
and i really liked it
and you're a freak

i'm a gemini too
and i'm from a small town
and i kinda hate LA
so it was fun to read you hating it
and learning to live there

i look in your blog from time to time
and you're still a freak
like here...
and it seems like you're doing a good job of being at peace in LA

thanks for writing

i'm not going to buy your book now, though

do you want me to paypal you ten bucks?

i will, gladdly...

where?


....dominic

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