DJ Mrs White In The Library With The Lead Pipe ([info]djmrswhite) wrote,
@ 2008-04-25 18:30:00
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IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE BORED. READ THINGS I WROTE!
1. first up is the latest american idol post. this time i have included a self-taken photo that's very american idol-specific. you can't wait to look at me!

http://www.advocate.com/exclusive_detail_ektid53659.asp

2. second up is my latest column and batch of reviews from movies.com, also posted early today. if you've never been there before, there's my column to the left and the reviews to the right. you just click on the titles and wham you get a review in your face

http://movies.com/moviesproxy/moviewatcher?columnid=951768

3. maybe you missed this thing i wrote for the current "green" issue of the advocate with rufus wainwright on the cover. it's on stands now i think. it's my column about being totally eco and anti-carbon feet and whatnot

http://www.advocate.com/issue_story_ektid53240.asp

I'M PROLIFIC!

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[info]winbear
2008-04-26 02:12 am UTC (link)
I loved your movies.com article, especially all snarky asides. I didn't even know about "Encounters at the End of the World" but I just had a dream about Antarctica, so now, of course, you've put it on my radar.

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[info]draegonbaer
2008-04-26 02:13 am UTC (link)
I'm glad you are prolific.. you make me laugh.

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[info]bembacolora
2008-04-26 02:16 am UTC (link)
Great Idol article! I swear you should compile these bitches into a book! I loved me some Carly and I am one pissed off muthafucka. You are absolutely right. She wasn't conforming to what they expect her to be. As Ryan Seahag would say, "THIS is American Idol". Fuckwads!

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[info]angelout2killme
2008-04-26 02:32 am UTC (link)
Yay! Good things to read!

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[info]emramesha
2008-04-26 02:44 am UTC (link)
I'm not ashamed to say I clicked the AI article first to see the picture. American Idol Happy Meal dolls are weird. You are not.

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[info]design_bear
2008-04-26 02:44 am UTC (link)
"So goodbye for now, Mrs. Smithson. You were too cool for this bullshit. I will download your next CD from iTunes someday.

Seriously, fuck American Idol."

I will read your reviews. But I not refuse to watch another episode BECAUSE of Wednesday night. Are Americans THAT stupid???
Yes, she was given a record deal several years ago.
Yes, it is America who votes for this.
Yes, there is nothing I can do to change the outcome of Wednesday.
Yes, I am boycotting AI from now on. It HAS become a popularity contest only...no longer a talent show.

I will miss the trainwreck that is Paula Abdul.

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[info]poohbearray
2008-04-26 04:08 am UTC (link)
I love the part in your eco-righteous article about conning MM into digging out orange peels from the trash for you.

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[info]poohbearray
2008-04-26 04:20 am UTC (link)
P.S. - The title of your Movies.com article reminds me of those cheesy graphics on wrestling t-shirts from Wal-Mart. Demand that they hire you someone that can make a title graphic in something other than MS Paint, to better reflect your awesomeness.

Aside from that, your article was excellent. Especially the part about wanting one of the SITC girls to get eaten by the Cloverfield monster.

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[info]poppychirpy
2008-04-26 07:09 am UTC (link)
I'd like to go to Antarctica.

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[info]lilactime
2008-04-26 12:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh good, glad to see I'm not the only one pissed by the Carly upset and who found David Cook to be fucking awful. I too, am done.

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[info]djmrswhite
2008-04-26 12:35 pm UTC (link)
well, i'm done in terms of liking anything or anyone. but there will be recaps until the finale since it's, like, my job and all. and now i can unleash all the hate that lies deep in my soul...

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[info]lilactime
2008-04-26 09:16 pm UTC (link)
You let that hate out, Dave White. Don't keep it in and let it fester. The world needs more Carly and less David "Mr. Potatohead" Cook. You tell 'em!

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[info]tantra_flower
2008-04-26 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Your reviews & recaps are far more entertaining than the actual movies & shows.

Yes, Fuck American Idol. I was sucked into last week's trainwreck by default. Why oh why did Biggest Loser have to end? I need to join a Tuesday night book club or something.

I did read your Green article and loved it.

"Scrub the sink with environmentally friendly yet useless powder that is not as good as Comet."

Ain't that the truth. When mine gets dingy I try a little baking soda and a scrubby. If it's still dingy, I just use the fucking Comet already. I do all I can, but a nasty sink is unacceptable.

As always, thanks for the true humor.

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[info]bond1965
2008-04-26 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Well I don't watch AI, but have to hear about it at work all the time. And my 60 year old ex has this love affair with "Archie" (as he told me he is called) so he makes me suffer through long phone calls about him. (I swear he reminds me of Quagmire from Family Guy when he goes on about him: Giggity Giggity.)
Anyway, your recaps about AI are a scream. I was going to ask you: "Why you make-a da face?" in that self pic, but I think that face is appropriate considering what you have to suffer through.

J

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[info]moroccomole
2008-04-26 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Valerie read your recap on my phone, and kept saying, "Yes. YES!" at various intervals. Then she gave me a big hug and told me to send it along to you for perfectly capturing her feelings about l'affaire Carly.

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Harold and Kumar
[info]randalfspeaks
2008-04-27 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Cannot believe you gave H&K an A-. Say it ain't so. I agree on the over the top political statements, but A-? The movie was stupidly homophobic, cockmeat sandwich? I am not one those queens that finds homophobia around every corner. As always, loved you piece on Idol.

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