DJ Mrs White In The Library With The Lead Pipe ([info]djmrswhite) wrote,
@ 2008-04-30 07:20:00
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The Indiana Jones, He Gotta GO! Plus The Loveseat From "Land of The Giants." It, Too, Gotta GO!
In the ongoing effort to make 2008 the year of purging in this house (and not the kind of purging that was just detailed in fellow LJ-er [info]elysesewell's tale of model-apartment-turned-vomitorium, as entertaining as that was), I've been selling of tons of music to Amoeba, tons of books to Counterpoint, transferring VHS tapes to DVD and generally discarding things that I don't know how to get rid of by bringing them down the street to the Out of the Closet thrift store.

We used to have semi-regular garage sales. We'd net some decent cash from those because our home is one into which a never-ending stream of free, promotional media and items just flows. What am I supposed to do with four promotional one-sheet posters for "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?" What am I supposed to do with a talking Iron Man action figure?

Ebay is a hassle. Garage sales involve standing outside in the hot sun and--worst of all--haggling with people. I hate haggling.

Part of me wants to have an inside-our-apartment tag sale of books, music, promo swag, toys, old lunchboxes, dishes, clothes, a vintage AM-radio in the shape of a hamburger that now 5 people have mistaken for one of those "Juno" phones you can buy at Hot Topic. So many things I want out of this house.

It could be a classy affair. I'd make little silver dollar sized pancakes as treats for buyers. It'd be open to just my friends (and by "friends" I mean anyone reading this blog) with cash in hand and a desire to buy awesome things. I have a "Saved by The Bell" board game. Also "Sigmund and The Sea Monsters." I have a box of vintage 8mm porn from the 1960s. I have a Pac Man thermos. I have a Boy George doll.

This is all just a thought. I don't know if a friends-only indoor garage sale is the way to go. But I HAVE TO MAKE THIS HOUSE HAVE FEWER THINGS IN IT.

And while I'm on the subject, my friend Charlotte still wants to sell her big loveseat. Currently it sits in our entryway/living room area because she had no other place to put it. She wants a hundred bucks for it. I think she said she'd take $85 the other day. I posted about this before but there were no takers, only people passing judgment on its perceived attractiveness. One of y'all has to come buy this dang thing:

2 years old from Pacific Design Center, was $800 when new. Very good condition
43" High at Back
42"wide
34" deep from front to back
21" high from floor to seat
in West Hollywood for pickup





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[info]cecilgene
2008-04-30 02:32 pm UTC (link)
You just send all that swag my way. I'll take care of it. :-)

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[info]zurcherart
2008-04-30 02:32 pm UTC (link)
I am also purging.

But if you're purging the book Anti-Gay, please purge it my way.

That is all.

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[info]kajicarter
2008-04-30 02:35 pm UTC (link)
What [info]cecilgene said.

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[info]iejw
2008-04-30 02:42 pm UTC (link)
I’m quite sure that a talking Iron Man action figure could be fashioned into an exciting and original sex toy. Didn’t someone a while back start selling transparent dildos with Barbies imprisoned inside?

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[info]reslbear
2008-04-30 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Do I see a hand modeling contract?

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[info]djmrswhite
2008-04-30 03:13 pm UTC (link)
that would be the hand of my friend charlotte, but i'll tell her she's in the running towards becoming america's next top hand model

Edited at 2008-04-30 03:13 pm UTC

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[info]schmaudrey
2008-04-30 03:00 pm UTC (link)
What are you supposed to do with a talking Iron Man action figure and a Boy George doll? Make them have sex, obviously!

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[info]grunter
2008-04-30 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Where Boy George is obviously "The Top."

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Boy George ?
[info]callhimmissross
2008-04-30 03:02 pm UTC (link)
OK, I gotta ask .. are you selling to Boy George doll? And if you are, for how much? I'd take George off your hands.

Paul

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[info]bigredpaul
2008-04-30 03:10 pm UTC (link)
There are plenty of small businesses that exist to sell people's stuff on eBay... I'm sure you could find one or more of them near you.

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[info]grunter
2008-04-30 03:11 pm UTC (link)
You just described my dream tag sale.

A "Sigmund & the Sea Monsters" game? *swoon*

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[info]gregmce
2008-04-30 03:14 pm UTC (link)
If you get desperate to just get rid of things and don't care about making money off of it, you can always offer them on Freecycle. State that they have to come and pick the items up. Someone'll take things when you least expect it and you're free of the clutter.

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[info]nebulocity1976
2008-04-30 03:33 pm UTC (link)
I'd venture south for pancakes and souvenirs!

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[info]mynamestitch
2008-04-30 03:42 pm UTC (link)
You could also do an on-line garage sale. List what you have available, with a price, and sell it that way. I'm sure you have friends on-line who would snap these things up. Heck, I know I would be interested in some of it. Perfect one-of-a-kind holiday gifts!

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[info]chris_gardner
2008-04-30 04:03 pm UTC (link)
I kinda want to transfer the porn if its any good.

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[info]misterroboto
2008-04-30 05:59 pm UTC (link)
I want digital copies post-transfer.

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[info]tantra_flower
2008-04-30 06:16 pm UTC (link)
I've had an indoor "garage sale" before and it went great. We had self-serve coffee and lemonade, I wore a money belt and my best friend made sure nobody was taking items not for sale. By the end of the day I had sold just about everything and gave what was left to the last customer. I wasn't as careful as you though...I advertised in the paper and put signs up all over the neighborhood.

I wish you luck. If I weren't 3,000 miles away I'd buy Charlotte's big love seat of awesome for my son.

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[info]badrobot68
2008-04-30 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Send me that loveseat!

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[info]kingfuraday
2008-04-30 07:07 pm UTC (link)
eBay that shit... talk to [info]fakeplasticbear

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[info]c73m
2008-04-30 07:55 pm UTC (link)
boy george doll? And free pancakes?

word

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[info]cheesedip
2008-05-01 12:59 am UTC (link)
if you don't want to deal with the hassle of a sale, just throw a party and require every guest to leave with at least X number of things either to keep or pass on to someone else that might want them.

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Please invte me!
[info]randalfspeaks
2008-05-01 02:29 am UTC (link)
But do you have a Gay Monopoly Game by the Parker Sisters?

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[info]queenofbling
2008-05-01 07:26 pm UTC (link)
I'd love to purchase the Ironman for my 5 yr old grandson who is so totataly into anything Ironman that he'd be on cloud nine to have such a talking Ironman as you describe! That is if you wouldn't mind the hassle of mailing it to me. If you're interested in making a little boy very happy :) name the price plus postage and I'll paypal. mariannewilliams@comcast.net

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[info]elysesewell
2008-05-01 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I don't understand why nobody's snatched that loveseat. It is so cool and a good deal.

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