DJ Mrs White In The Library With The Lead Pipe ([info]djmrswhite) wrote,
@ 2009-07-18 19:13:00
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A dining tip to make sure you stay popular...
Don't be dumb and eat a smoked salmon, cucumber and creme fraiche sandwich for dinner if you are on your way out to social activities later. I just did this and now I am off to sandblast the inside of my mouth so I don't fish-breathe all over everyone.

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[info]muffinchief
2009-07-19 02:22 am UTC (link)
I recently had the same experience with baked beans.

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[info]ursuspersonatus
2009-07-19 04:03 am UTC (link)
I had grilled salmon for dinner. Mmm. Your sandwich sounds quite excellent, regardless.

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[info]blakes_7
2009-07-19 07:10 am UTC (link)
I'm not popular to begin with, so no loss.

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[info]cristalskye
2009-07-19 02:47 pm UTC (link)
oh shut up!

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[info]mika_says
2009-07-19 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Eat a little garlic and have a cigarette. Then the fish breath will be less noticeable underneath the gross garlic-and-smoke breath.

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